Jeremy Jordan singing "Broadway Here I Come" is the only good thing to come out of season 2 of "Smash."

I WAS one of these theater major friends. [hangs head in shame]

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This show, my god this show. I am just breathless with how much I love it.

Those bots were only five thousand dollars.

The complete waste of Maggie Q's talents in this show so far is Exhibit A in my case against the show. (Exhibit B is probably any plot having to do with Leo. Folks: I don't care. I just don't.)

BEEFY PEBBLES. The mind reels in a number of unpleasant directions.

Bonus points for Magda's ex-con friend having "Voter Fraud" on her rap sheet.

We'll know if anything happens to Clyde, because a mob of Elementary fans will converge on the CBS offices bearing pitchforks and torches.

OH MY GOD brb just going to start a change.org petition for this, carry on.

Does "Josh sits frozen in terrified silence, mouth agape, staring into the middle distance for at least 10 seconds while Rebecca runs to the bathroom" count as a line? Because that was the best line.

Adding my voice to the chorus in hopes that we'll see more regular Superstore coverage here.

So, anyone got a kickstarter to bring the full production of Leland Breakfast's one-man adaptation of The Miracle Worker to Broadway? Because I will definitely throw in my entire salary a few bucks.

I went to college in Claremont so I'm choosing to interpret that reference as a direct shout-out to me. (Just let me have this, OK?) And now I'm sad that I never came across a weekending, down-to-earth Josh Hutcherson during my years there.

Toward the end of the episode I found myself simultaneously crying and laughing, so: this is classic Rectify.

If I need the catharsis of crying like my heart is shattering, I watch Daniel and Kerwin in the pecan grove from the season 2 premiere. It reduces me to a blubbering mess every time.

Rogelio's bright yellow tie and pocket square in his PSA was A+++ work by the wardrobe department.

"Can you hold this for me?" So petty, so delicious.

I love that she highlights Amantha's sense of humor - that was was what fully sold me on Rectify. That moment in the car when she's feeling awkward about using the phrase "gallows humor," and Daniel cracks that "lethal injection humor" is "more humane," and she waits a beat and then laughs this big guffaw like a…

Yes, they're all on Netflix. (US at least.)