You’ve always been a crackpot. Now here you are with a crackpot theory.

It’s pretty, but not much else: 

He is wrong.

You mean Tori Amos and the work she had done 20+ years ago? THAT Tori Amos?

I hated the first episode of this show. But I feel each episode is better than the last. It was a breath of fresh air to see Mrs. Russell leave her damn house and converse with people beyond her family and servants. I enjoyed her banter with Marian especially. How fly is Jeanne Tripplehorn as Mrs. Chamberlain!? I…

No. Not every mistake a white woman makes brands her a “Karen.”

No it wasn’t. He had to bow out of filming before they were done, according to SJP.

Holy Manolo that episode suuuuuuuucked. Not a single mention of the dead husband. Major surgery would have surfaced all sorts of feels about him not being there. But it was like he never died, or even existed.

Hideous, just hideous.

This was a major improvement over the first two episodes but still Not Great. The depiction of Carrie’s grief- the walking, insomnia, then the questions about whether or not you knew this person and what else don’t you know?- 100% true to life. The talk with Natasha was perfect, though yeah, the running into her in a…

This is the writing of someone who can barely read/write. She doesn’t talk like this. For that reason, I don’t think it says much about her mental health.

“Ma’am, I’m a Catholic slut” is basically the greatest thing I’ve read today and I spent the day reading about illegal abortion and corruption in 1920s San Francisco.

I hope my station moves Kelly Clarkson back to 2pm so I can do the Day of Our Lives double header two hours of power that are essential to my work from home routine. A few months ago that asshat popped up in my girl’s time slot and I was like, the fuck is this shit?

Jess King is a lesbian.

I kind of expect her to address this later...like after he ditched her at the big wedding. She admitted that she turned it into a circus that completely disregarded him and what their relationship was about. But maybe not! It was so poorly done I cackled. 

The acting is so bad, I laughed when Big died. I always liked him and Carrie together. They’re both sort of awful. I got teary-eyed when he called her “kid” because that’s their schtick, but him dying was comically bad.

I know I am eight years behind, but Top of the Lake is some fucked up shit! Wow. It’s one big bad vibe, the perfect soothing, inspiring background show while I work on a project.

Yeah...I don’t know where you picked that up, since the suicide conclusion quickly lost credibility. 

I remember Adrienne from Trust, which I saw on Bravo back in the 90s when it showed arthouse films instead of propaganda that glorifies rich people. Waitress was going to be her moment; I heard about it before she died/before the release and it sounded great (and it is). I too felt that there was no way she…

I can see why Cody’s professional dance career didn’t work out. That’s been my main takeaway from this whole debacle. He’s making bank pretending to be the straight white lady’s gay BFF and this will only make him richer.