I have small breasts and I didn’t think it hurt, but it was a little uncomfortable. I made sure not to schedule it when my breasts are painful from hormones (like right before/during my period). I don’t know if that applies to you...I was 38 at the time.

2004- Fleetwood Mac (minus Christine McVie) in San Diego at that amphitheater in Chula Vista that always has a new corporate name. Some rando guy ran onto the stage out of the crowed, grabbed Lindsey Buckingham and pushed him. The dude then went towards Stevie and then security grabbed him and dragged him away.

I found an apartment I liked this week, after looking for more than a year, that wasn’t astronomically priced. I applied for it, didn’t get it and I don’t know why considering I have perfect credit and make more than enough money to pay for it. I’m guessing someone else applied for it before me, makes six figures, had…

Jennifer Love Hewitt?

...not at USC. 

There are many colleges with much more robust party scenes then USC. San Diego State, once one of the top party schools, has also become extremely competitive over the last 15 years. Because they are run by an insane state bureaucracy (different and much more extensive than the University of California- I’ve worked…

Monsieur Rick!

I have a male gynecologist. Because the female ones I saw were dismissive and one even mocked me when I said I was in pain. The current one tells me what he’s doing and why and if I express that I am in pain, he takes me seriously and states that he can stop what he’s doing at any time (I’ve had a few diagnostic…

I have one that I don’t use (I throw out food scraps- they break down anyway). My neighbor puts every fucking piece of food down theirs. Which led to them causing a massive back-up in the master drainage pipe and their kitchen sink was backing up into mine, which then backed up into the downstairs neighbor’s sink. The…

This was a plotline on the original Beverly Hills 90210. Brenda went to Paris and met an American (Monsieur Rick!) and pretended to be French, thinking she’d never see him again. Then he showed up in LA and she couldn’t keep up the charade.

I need advice. I’m going to NYC next month and have no clue where I should stay. Close to a subway stop sounds like a good idea and I know I am going to see live music on the Lower East Side and go to the Statue of Liberty. I’m flying in/out of JFK. I don’t want/need super mega fancy but will not stay in a hostel or…

Always. 

PLUS, a guy named Pecker!

I’m 39 (!!!) and there’s a Last Gap of the Ovaries baby boom happening on my social media from my high school classmates. Everyone’s pregnant or has just given birth. I’m seeing a few third children, and these have occurred in the stay-at-home mom demographic, with family who helped them buy a house, and a husband…

I do as well. They were very, very poorly advised by Jim Beach and their other people. They also both know how to use the Google and should have performed their own due diligence. However, this is another circle of white men Baby Boomers who don’t believe these things actually happen anyway. (Also, the movie was a…

I’m 39 and have the same stats as Average Anna, minus the burden of husband and kids. I’m not sure what’s wrong with me. I like sex. I’ve used condoms. I’m nice looking, I smell good, I’m funny and smart. Five. Year. Dry. Spell. I’ve tried going online, since that’s what everyone tells me to do, and the last guy I…

This is indeed heartbreaking news. Has the son obtained a second opinion on the cancer diagnosis? It’s always a good idea to get independent confirmation of such a serious diagnosis.

It’s easy to keep if you don’t drink, go to bars or have standards. *shrugs*

Everyone: “Water is wet.”

I don’t know about you, but when semen spends any time on my skin, it makes me itch like mad. Maybe I’m just allergic.