Alan, please come over to my house.
Alan Hanson
alanhanson
Honestly, I would love a box of chocolates that consisted of cheese, crackers, and valium. That sounds fantastic!
Honestly, if my mang doesn't get me D.B. Cooper's money....I'm outtie 3000. And I'm keepin' the rang, too!
Stop. Just cut it out already, okay? God.
My eyeballs already shoot fire beams of concentrated distain at will. It's a power I used for good, not...oh, hell, who am I kidding?
Stop. Just cut it out already, okay? God.
no you absolutely must do a murder marionette show for me
Everyone knows the real top-of-the-line cauldrons are at Room & Board.
this was good blogging
I giggled all the way through this, starting with "Become emotionally available." This is a pretty great list of things for people to do in general, tbh.
He has yet to change his twitter handle, which is @iluvbutts247.
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