Same! Except I do have a roommate and a cat. But mostly, totally alone trying to figure out if it’s ok to eat this old chunk of cheese.

What. In the actual. Fuck.

Not true in my experience! Two Saturdays I ago I messaged ten men who I had apparently “liked” on OkCupid over the past few weeks. I was curious! I reviewed their profile, then messaged them something about it.