Can I get a Brutus?

Nonsense, just bring a DeLorean! And of course dish soap to wash it with.

0-60 in, well, 60? Haha

Got a '97 camry... Put gas in it?

Alright, not exactly a cheat, but still effective in cheating engineering quality for money: The GM 90 degree V6 family. Just take a V8 and chop two cylinders off, add a couple chunks of metal to the crank and voila! Millions of sales with shit engineering!

Ahh... how could we forget this little gem of American retro-styling gone bad?

Lol YES

If it is the V6..

This... The wonders of Photoshop!

“What should I do if I am a VW TDI owner?”

Back to Test Mode for TDI owners

Hell naw

Nope, that painter’s tape has gotta go..

Hey! It looks rustic, I like that natural plywood look

Body looks good, paint is nice too! What’s with all the crack pipes? These are worth a lot today, and this is a solid one. NP all the way

Now THIS is what I’m talking about. And the color? Wickedly amazingly awesome. Lets not forget that rack either

Pfft... Give me a good e39 m5 for 5-7k less

The horn on the 2cv goes “quack quack quack” lol

This.... This explains everything thats wrong in the world! How can you hate on a car which was designed to drive across a field with a basket of eggs, while not breaking a single shell? You sir need to re-evaluate your opinion, amiright?

Denim denim denim....