This was painstakingly cool

What abusive and intolerant behavior? Could you be more specific and less accusatory? I’m curious.

Somebody, give them the candy already, will you.

His name is not white enough.

Not sure Apple building iPhones in India is a good idea...

Is that a penis or a finger?

$4000 penalty?? I say torture the dipshit with waterboarding!

We’re naming our baby Creenom.

Giz, you really didn’t have to make a gif just to include a flashing arrow. The cube is more than enough and obvious. We’re not that stupid. Oh wait, maybe in Trump America, we really are after all. Never mind.

Elon Trump

Oh noooooooo, my AirPods!!!!!

Slow down, gurl, you’re climbing out too fast.

I was gonna suggest “no seatbelt” for $150 and “no seat” for $100, but your offering is even cheaper and much more attractive.

Those two red question marks at the end look stupid. What were they thinking??

They are sexy white men, son.

Just send them a friend request...

Pretty useless when you forget your phone at home.

Why would you put a bomb in your mouth in the first place?

Mind-blown. Job well done.

Tell me about it. It’s so bad, they’ll have to re-hire Scott Forstall.