There’s nothing that Russians haven’t tried.

Can be any water. As long as it’s water.

Liar! You died several times. I saw.

I wonder what he smells like after 14 hours of NYC subway.

Russians are a whole nother breed.

Cumin powder and/or curry powder

More like a giraffe than Eiffel Tower.

Looks like a can of worms.

More effective solution:

Definitely not sucking that.

There’s nothing more epic than the white mom and the black dreadlocked bae.

“Or why I think I’m crazy.”

Watch your language in your title. Seriously, what the fuck, gizmodo.

Won’t notice because it’s nowhere to be found on facebook.com DERP

I hope Apple Music will have a discount for gay people.

Can’t wait. Thanks, Taylor.

Wait, did it eat the porcupine against its spikes’ direction?? I bet it did hence the fatal fall. What an idiot.

Of course, had to be in America, where else. Only America feeds everyone and everything hormones. Poor cow.

Yes, they are. Don’t be a stupid ignoramus.

Actually, Google does have the ability to delete the message remotely after it’s been delivered. But one needs a court order for that. And yes, you’re right, it’s not “unsending”, it’s just delaying.