Yes, they are. Don’t be a stupid ignoramus.

I was once at a formal dinner. I didn’t know what the extra small spoon lying next to my plate was for, so I asked my friend what it was for. A lady sitting across from me overheard and smirkily noted: “Don’t you know the basic rules of the table etiquette?” I, completely unembarrassed, smirkily replied:…

A faster way: soap + water

Wrong correction. Obviously, Jobs is a last name, not the plural “jobs”, therefore it should be Jobs’s komakai.

I've been using Cinch for a long time. It's a paid app but can be used for free indefinitely with an occasional purchase reminder pop-up. What makes Cinch better is that it's much simpler to use, has no dock icon or menu item and besides the full-screen option, it can also stick the window to the left or right at 50%…

Now all we need is analytics for the analytics details.

I seriously thought I would have to talk World History, Nietzsche, and Salvador Dalí until I read the whole article.

This would make more sense in the early 2000's. Nowadays, it's better to ditch the voice plan instead (as I did). I'm on T-mobile and pay $30 for unlimited text and data (up to 5GB of LTE) + 100 minutes. With Hangouts app, I never use even a single minute of those 100.

Courtesy of General Motors

Go Mayura! Go Mayura!

And the point of that GIF is?

April? I don't think so. More like March since Nikon/Canon/Sony discounts end at the end of March.

How about:

Hmm, I wonder what exactly compelled her to come up with a Vaseline alternative.

I wouldn't want to fly next to you.

Ok, could someone explain to me please:

so unique (wrong)
very unique (wrong)
more unique (wrong)
most unique (wrong)