When asked to defend his comments, Stoudemire stood and pointed as the reporter rolled to the hoop for an uncontested basket.

Quick, someone get a tuba player!

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“Clearly Testi spontaneously changed into a fire extinguisher” - Amare Stoudemire

because hot takes

And finally...

These puns are all being shoe-Thorned in

I’m Tits McGee?

He’s wherever Gotham needs him to be.

Goodell also issued a similar statement on the long-term effects of concussions on NFL players, except they were all silent, but deadly.

Barkley Shut Up and BLAM!

This kind of tweet really makes you want to bang your head against a wall and then drink Recovery Water