I wonder what it's like being famous for being famous. It all seems too confusing.

@Desi_Relaford: The moral of the story: running headfirst into walls for one out just isn't worth it.

"It could be worse."

This picture would be excellent cover art for an Elton John record.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I'm not sure if I understand that joke. But in case I do, you sir, are sick. And +1

@TommyAce: Because the preseason rankings are a fucking joke in the first place.

@UkraineNotWeak: I watched part of it. Brett Favre's possible plate was "MAYB," and Lance Armstrong's was "CME P." Then he explained to the camera why those plates were funny.

Maybe Reilly can retire now that his magnum opus is complete.

I'm in college. I play lacrosse. Make me famous.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: The media covers every angle of every Brett Favre return. A return in which he never left. If people care about that and find it newsworthy, then why not this?

Yesterday's winner was definitely Greg Oden.

@piratejennie: If a Tucker Max book excerpt ever showed up on this site, the apocalypse would shortly follow.

@OneTwoPunch: Thank you. I'm glad you pointed out the story is so banal.

I don't care how many partners she had. Good for her. I don't think legal action should be taken, because she didn't lie.

I'm a college guy, and I've always thought of this as a double bind.

Looks like Jay Mariotti won't be the only cock in the Deadspin Hall of Fame.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Brett Favre's legacy only matters to him.

Yep, it's small. Favre now officially fits into every white male stereotype.

Roy who?

Randy Moss is already jealous he's lost attention.