Hopefully, Aaron Rowand saw this clip, and realized running into walls for these people just isn't worth it.

I don't think this happens for a couple reasons.

@socialist.chic: Exactly. Some of these people in power think others just don't "get it." There is a difference between a joke and an embarrassing, sexist, degrading, and immature comment.

@drifter1717: @Always Winning: I'm convinced It's Always Sunny was made for us Deadspin commenters.

@DumpsterDining: @Body By Bacardi: The Patriots could have made a run this year is really my point. No team looks especially dominant, and this is just my opinion, but they can't go far without Moss. Sacrificing the season for a 3rd round pick just isn't worth it.

What. The. Fuck. We were almost saved from hearing about Brett Favre this year. Wes Welker is good, but now their number 1 receiver is 5'10.

@skatez: If we can put a man on the moon, then we can keep tigers young forever.

Clea is such a giver.

I think science should get a free pass in figuring out how to keep these tigers young forever.

"Tasty treats."

A new senior female employee being introduced in a memo as "a former waitress at Knockers - the Place for Hot Racks and Cold Brews.

Byron Scott saw the Decision as a sort of modern day Treaty of Versailles.

@HonkIfYaLikeCookies: I like that kind of policy, sir. very to the point.

Probably, these hackers literally came in there pants once they had been given this mission.

You would think a professional fantasy football writer would be less surprised when Alex Smith fails him.

To be fair, Woodhead is really good at being white.

Before he shot he whispered to the basketball, "May Angels Lead You In."

@Sheed's Bald Spot: This may be far off, but his voice has a Bugs Bunny like ring to it.

@LUV_TRUK: Agreed. But I'm a bit confused on the exact thesis of this paper. Ranking one's sex list doesn't prove much to me.

Vick still deserves the boo parade he's getting Sunday. Oh wait..