I'm mostly disappointed that this thesis lacks a thesis.

@Donovanesque: Thank you. This kind of thing benefits neither women or men.

SportscenterW! With your hosts Erin Andrews and John Amaechi.

Philly fans needs to keep booing lest a rational person explains to them there is no reason to hate McNabb.

The colors on the outside of the stadium prove what most of us already knew.

This may be the only NBA clip of Scheyer ever to appear on the internet.

@Gottliebs Cards: Does John McCain attend the funeral of every soldier that dies? No one's life is more important than anyone else's, but they used his death as propaganda. They showed up to his funeral talking about God, and he was an atheist. Most Christians do not believe atheists go to heaven.

Snickers and Butterfingers help each player BECOME A MAN.

@Gottliebs Cards: Seriously? Comrades? You must be using a loose definition of comrade, because they shot him-accident or not-and tried to cover it up. They burned his diary and uniform. That's not protecting or serving.

The guy he replaced (Kevin Faulk) was listed as an inch shorter than him.

Hmm. River of Human Shit.

Want to get approved as a Deadspin commenter? SQUATS

Eww. This is fucking sick. I hate girls who have red hair.

i need to get stronger, bigger (but not too too big because i need to be able to throw) and ripped and gain speed on my fastball?

Either a potato or a more ethnically diverse humpty dumpty.

The next ball was just right.

Fox News can't even keep it together when they just agree with themselves.

AIR RAID SIRENS! STORIED BUT INSUFFERABLE PROGRAM NOT GUARANTEED TO FACE EQUALLY STORIED, EQUALLY INSUFFERABLE RIVAL EVERY YEAR!

Am I supposed to have a clever name if I want to pass the audition process? I just want to join the deadspin family. I hate soccer too.

Part of me expected him to take off his shoulderpads and slide into the corner of the endzone