And exactly WHY did they stop Cyrus's stalker? Dammit!!

"the women in donald sterlings life ended up ruining him"
I feel this is misleading. He managed to ruin his own life all by himself, methinks.

Is this like when Ashley Dupre "ruined" Eliot Spitzer, or Monica Lewinsky "ruined" Clinton? Seriously, WTF with that headline?

I think it's pretty obvious that the only person Donald Sterling has to blame for his ruin is himself. He could have amicably divorced his wife and taken up with any girl of his choosing, but instead he tried to have his cake and eat it too. I don't feel sorry for him, his wife or that obvious opportunist who…

No, no, no. Donald Sterling ruined himself. The women just pointed out what an idiot he is.

Fixed!

I never comment, but now is my moment to shine, or whatever. Had I been born a boy, I would have been named Joe Jr. after my dad. My dad's name isn't Joe but it is Jose, and he's already a junior. He also has a son from a previous relationship whose name is Joe Jr. For girl names my mom went back and forth, one of the…

My dad really wanted to name me Hawkeye, but my mom balked. When I was a kid I thought I'd be embarrassed by that name but now I think it would be bad ass.

My father desperately wanted to give my youngest brother the middle name "Tiberius," after James T. Kirk. My mother absolutely vetoed Tiberius, but agreed to names with the initials NCC. Which, as all good Trekkies will know, is the call sign of the starship Enterprise.

Nearly named Bronte (in honour of the Bronte sisters). Saved when Dad predicted that my nickname would be Bronte-saurus.

If I had been a boy I would have been named Dirk Pit. Thank goodness I was born a girl.

My mom used to tell me that if I was a boy, she would have named me "Michael Jackson." But I also think my mom likes to fuck with me sometimes, so I don't know.

"Justin Bieber, who are you wearing?"

No, a big reason for teen pregnancy is not using some form of birth control when having sex.

you forgot BENGHAZI!!!11111!!**

YEAH, WE DID. BUT THEY'RE STILL EPIC FAILURES SOMETHING SOMETHING MORALS, SOMETHING SOMETHING NOT ABLE TO REDEEM THEMSELVES SOMETHING SOMETHING DESPITE REDEMPTION BEING A CENTRAL THEME TO THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION SOMETHING SOMETHING OBAMA SOMETHING SOMETHING.

Not too long ago GP said that it would be easier to be a mother working a regular office job 40-50 hours a week than what she does now, which is to shoot on location away from her kids for two weeks a year and make millions of dollars doing so.

Pat, own your shit. You said it, you meant it, now own it.