Huh. I didn't think it was actually possible for an erection to make a comedic "diving board" noise, but that clip proved me wrong.

Has the show begun yet? My eyes began rolling of their own accord.

Blacula: You Done Been Told

It's funny, but John Wick is the movie that made me come to terms with CGI squibs. Like a lot of you, seeing digital blood/gore on screen would take me right out of a film (Midnight Meat Train had some especially atrocious computer gore). Yet something about it the way it was used in this particular movie (as opposed…

What's conveniently left unmentioned by the article and video is that despite having built their success upon copying another company's patented product, the Lego Group has been rabidly litigious when it comes to other companies essentially doing what Lego did all those years ago and producing their own interlocking…

Noel, that was more thoughtful words than a show like Fantasy Island probably deserved, but they're still appreciated. Cozi TV would air Fantasy Island just before I turned in at night, and I became reacquainted with it. I never realized until recently that they recycled guest stars so much! I suppose the casting pool…

Of all the recent high profile deaths, this is probably the one that I was most prepared to read. May he rest in peace.

Hail the Sovereign, the Sovereign is dead.

The Mountain Goats, "Lovecraft in Brooklyn"

The Undertones, "Teenage Kicks"

Duran Duran, "A View to a Kill"

Positive K, "I Got a Man"

Don Johnson, "Heartbeat"

Bryan Ferry, "Is Your Love Strong Enough"

Exposé, "Seasons Change"

Descendents, "Kabuki Girl"

Flight of the Conchords, "The Most Beautiful Girl (In the Room)"

That quotation was taken out of context! Now how will anyone take me and my views seriously? I demand an apology! And so on.

Kudos to A.A. Dowd for composing a didactic, condescendingly moralistic demand for an apology, using his connection to an internationally recognized publication to resolve this personal complaint, then egotisically elevating the apology to the level of "news" rather than simply updating the original piece. Rather than…

"I get.. a… financial… ego boost… in… a… mutually beneficial relationship… for… tantalizing prospective buyers!"
- A.A. Dowd