I think it’s too soon to ask, now you never know with these things, long distance relationships can work, marriages can work too if you were dating for a few months and there’s people who date for years, then live together for years, then they get married and that last months.

Have fun storming the castle!

On the other hand, it’s reassuring that someone who knows their stuff is looking out for people.

He probably just can’t understand it since the Lakers used to allow him to come into the locker room with Rick Fox. 

Throwing it out there: insurance companies do not fuck around. They will 1000% use a 7-year-old’s presence as an excuse not to pay any claim, whether it happens to the kid or not.

This is ridiculous. Kids don’t belong in locker rooms or at press conferences. Ask Steph Curry.

Which explains the anger behind her “Where’s Fury?” credit scene.

Or he butt dials her by accident. “Dude, for real?  I just flew across the Galaxy for this.”

Both the Skrull and Kree already have faster than light travel, why did they need a new lightspeed engine?

Let’s see how well you do against a flerken.

“Was that so hard to figure out? I mean... you’re my science guy.”

“While Will Smith’s performance as Deadshot was arguably one of Suicide Squad’s few bright spots”

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

Who taught his lawyer how to make statements to the press?

Drunkenly forcing colleagues into my car and rubbing my junk on them was the only thing keeping me in teaching. That’s it, I’m out.

You know things are bad when my initial thought was surprise/relief that at least it wasn’t a high school student...

Well, if his own lawyer is “pretty much certain” that his client is innocent, I guess we’re done here.  Or at least I’m pretty sure we’re done.  

Then there’s this take, which is probably very accurate:

“What’s worse than rain on your wedding day?”

“Jeez, it wasn’t enough to get rid of the ones in the mist? Now you want to end the rainstorms, too?”
-Dian Fossey