“Show me a mark!”

Don’t forget Chicago.

Here’s what playoff hockey in Montreal and Detroit looks like:

Holy shit, this was special. I was a ball boy back when Andre was at American University. I remember him so fondly. I spent half the game on the phone with my father - an alum and season ticket holder for almost 40 years - both of geeking us, so proud.

This is kind of her fault. Many companies will not award bonuses if were not actively employed on the final day of the year. Good lesson though.

I was freaking out a little as we saw the pieces of the almost-accident coming together — hands over my eyes, saying, “Oh god no.” Because while I’m bugged by how repetitive and ridiculous the Franny storyline has become, we do care about Carrie, and if she had indeed hit her, there’s just no coming back from that.…

I got sex troubles, y’all. Sex for the last year or so has been very meh for me for two reasons.

Bill Maher is trash.

If I were a Phillies fan I’d definitely be pessimizing right now.

Look at that pic and try to tell me with a straight face that ol’ Gabe isn’t planning to rape the Philly Phanatic.

I am no Kathy G apologist... but hear me out:

Your version of the phonetic spelling is much better than mine.

Armed all White compound in the woods....I’d say it’s a pretty safe bet they’re White supremacists

“Where’s my hubsies?”

Vicente Fox absolutely skewers Trump on Twitter. It is a joy to behold.

Shut up Pete.

HAPPY EASTER NO DACA NEED WALL MAGA NO COLLUSION SAD

I had to wait for the replay because I didn’t believe I just saw that. The audacity to pull that off during the game and not during a shootout. I got nothing.

Clinched them the division title and gave them 50 wins in their first season. Eh, it’s OK, I guess.

Coming to the MLS for some of these guys must feel like one of us adults playing with and against a bunch of children