Vicente Fox absolutely skewers Trump on Twitter. It is a joy to behold.

Shut up Pete.

HAPPY EASTER NO DACA NEED WALL MAGA NO COLLUSION SAD

Don’t worry, ESPN had this as the #2 play of the night behind a goal scored by a washed up English Premier player in his first game in a 3rd rate sports league (not that I’m bitter) (Fuck you, ESPN).

I had to wait for the replay because I didn’t believe I just saw that. The audacity to pull that off during the game and not during a shootout. I got nothing.

Clinched them the division title and gave them 50 wins in their first season. Eh, it’s OK, I guess.

Hey guys I know I haven’t been commenting as much as used to. I just got out of a 11 yr relationship and I feel kinda lost, actually I feel very lost and sad as fuck. My whole life is there, his family meant the world to me, we adopted a dog together and that’s the thing that’s been hurting the most I can’t watch…

I’m a 33 year old woman and I am experiencing a sexual awakening.

Love Your Kitties thread:

Coming to the MLS for some of these guys must feel like one of us adults playing with and against a bunch of children

Obviously, those of us reading this article don’t know if the correct call was made because we can’t see a different replay angle, but if the review team did see one and it shows that the runner was out, I don’t see how anything about this was “bullshit.”

There was no question whether the tag was placed before the plate, that view just isn’t shown because Lauren didn’t put any replays in this clip (presumably because they completely discredit her “indisputable” assertion). The only difficult thing to see was whether he actually made contact with the tag. If you look…

The only thing that can spoil this is if Mark Wahlberg somehow winds up playing him in the movie.

Funny, my emergency accountant couldn’t stop any of the seven shots my ex-wife took at my tax return.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

I hate watch this show every single week. And then listen to the Watch What Crappens podcast about it later. There’s just no one to root for. They’re all awful, and amazing to watch sometimes. Kyle and his girlfriend are like watching a semi blasting down the street towards me and I just stand there waiting for it to…

“Either way, it’s definitely illegal to stand on the back of an unconscious person and do a cool flip.”

Giving Carrie a child was a massive mistake.

“I didn’t even know that was an option, five!?!”