An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

When the Seahawks won the Superbowl the following morning news had a story on how many people were jaywalking. Seattle is so lame.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

The Ritz canopy has collapsed

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

I drink his tears. But only because they’re perfectly pH balanced to my body’s chakra and infused with minerals and a lemon flavor.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

I was going to wonder why TB12 did not look sweaty there, then I remembered that dogs sweat primarily through their paws.

Yup. I’m looking at it. The front of Cook’s facemask makes contact with the side and back of Jenkin’s helmet. If Jenkins had wanted to decapitate him he could’ve put the crown of his helmet directly into Cook’s earhole. Instead Jenkins moves his head out of the way so that he can deliver a blow with his shoulder to…

It’s a no call because it was legal. You don’t get to just make up a rule mid game because it suits you. If Jenkins had gone low and Cooks decided to duck and their helmets had hit then, you’d still be crying over it needing to be flagged. I’m pro safety, but there is an inherent risk in the sport you can’t regulate…

I mean what do you want? He didn’t lead with his helmet, he got hit in the chest first and the impact made him buckle and that caused their helmets to collide. You can’t just say no blindside hits because you may as well just make defenders wear bells and have to yell out their intent before making contact if that hit…

2 QBs and a cup is much better than the alternative version.

Congrats on having suburban homes in a desert. You’ve really managed to hit the inefficiency jackpot there.

(Also, Vegas haters are probably not the ones losing money at the casinos or wasting time visiting Steve Wynn’s sexual misconduct emporium)

That was mcfree’s first comment. Guessing a google alert on anything Vegas related.

Damn. McSensitive.

Police apprehended not just these two, but an entire crime ring as well. In all, a total of eleven men and women were arrested. That said, police are on the lookout for an unknown, unnamed 12th man.

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

Perry White knows when to abandon a sinking ship.

YES.