Dong, indeed.

Tighten. The can't say lose weight, just... tighter.

ultimately, i bet more people got laid at this wedding because of this happening.

Wait, you say he went drinking 288 straight days? Are you SURE he wasn't with with the Cubs yet?

Reverend: Donald thank you for joining us. Take a seat wherever you like.

"Been there, done that"

Fucking gross. He looks like Fred Flintstone at a rave.

No, the foot was on the way to Duncan's donuts before the push. Not bad for a 42% shooter.

I dunno, I think you could interpret that push as an oh-shit-he's-trying-to-kick-me-in-the-nuts reflex.

I love ragging on Rovell as much as the next guy, but this is pretty unfair. I mean, yes, he's rewriting press releases. He came from the business world with CNBC. Many of those financial web sites basically rewrite press releases for things like earnings, M&A, etc. It's not like he's lifting text wholly unchanged,…

TO: Dean Barbara O'Keefe, Medill School of Communication, Northwestern University

Buzzkillington over here. Goddam can we just be excited about the second season of a show that we enjoyed? Why do we have to make it complicated and berate the shit out of something that doesn't even exist yet?

This is just like that time Lisa Lopez sent out house warming invitations.

i heard in season 2, time is a round square.
boom.

Tiger told Rory that it is best to end a relationship at least a club length away from your significant other.

Oh, she got served.

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

I was expecting more analysis on succeeding despite not being able to use one's hands.

His website's typefaces gave me cancer.

So... if we hop aboard the Ray Rice train of thought, his wife is a failure for not getting up after he pummeled her.