Are you ugly?

You know who doesn't like the Waffle House? Assholes.

It's cool when Cappie lets Lucas hang with the crew

Waffle House makes me double bogey. Every time.

Sober late-night Waffle House runs: not cool.

You can't stop Aldon Smith. You can only hope to detain him.

Obviously you're new to the whole Due Process part of the Constitution. You know, the part where you're not declared to be guilty as soon as you get arrested.

Knowing Aldon, the bomb in question was probably a makeshift device consisting of Jägermeister and Red Bull.

Yeah, that was amazing. He must have been an ex-WWE ref.

You're the fucking worst.

The mythological hero Achilles drove the world's fastest car to make an on-the-spot dicespin.

No kidding. Hasn't this loser seen Troy?!

Which is why all of your better-quality advisors will recommend setting up a Massachusetts Murder LLC, or perhaps (depending on the circumstances) a Murder S-corp.

I have no stake in this. Looks like correct application of the rule. And I like the rule. Top thing I hated in baseball is this and even borderline like this, the catcher absolutely is in front of the plate with his body before the ball arrives. Absolutely.

I think "sexual batter" is the latest slang for skeet

Police are detaining Kaepernick because they heard that he's always a threat to run.