Sorry, Mr. Donald, I believe the AMA (American Mohel Association) has already trademarked that slogan.

Think away. Let me know when you start crowd-funding for your legal expenses and I’ll throw in.

Best comment of the day! I did just wake up though. But still!

Seems like a lot of hoops to jump through. Let’s also not forget that RM was the first one to make the warrant known, not the police. If we’re going the unfounded, conspiracy theory route, she’s had a couple weeks to craft her side of the story and gain public support and *then she discloses the warrant*. Both of our…

Sure, it’s possible.

Actually, I do. Unless Lauren is spreading FAKE NEWS (Trump’s emphasis, not mine), which I don’t believe she does. Says right there in the first gosh dang sentence it was luggage.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Good point. Except they didn’t find trace amounts on her dollars.

I really can’t tell if you’re being disingenuous or not.

#GoalDifference

Or, maybe you just sucked.

“I wish.”

What defense?!

Wonder if they’ll keep blogging until the other blogs bleed out?

I was thinking more along the lines of, “So you’re telling me *I* won a Super Bowl? Really?!”

Okay, but we’re also talking about one season, not exactly a large sample size. Also, looking at his game log, his shooting percentage was inflated against a lot of cream puffs and, for the most part, wasn’t all that great against better competition. College scheduling is out of his control but he’ll be facing stiff…

Don’t forget Pete Agassi!!!!

It’s literally only 7-8 miles from city limits. I live 30 miles from the city and when I’m out of town I say I’m from Chicago.

Given her statement, that he told an inappropriate sexual joke to a complete stranger *and* the fact Bush’s people issued an apology so quickly, it doesn’t require you to be an Olympic level mental gymnast to figure out he grabbed her ass.

I thought the only time NDAs could be broken was in the case of a criminal investigation. I could be completely wrong about that though.