Comey is testifying b/c Trump wanted Comey to pledge his loyalty by curtsying to him.

Yes, they pretty much sucked all year. Just about every defensive statistical category they ranked in the bottom 10. PFF had the front 7 ranked 24th and no defensive lineman was ranked in the top 50 at his position against the run.

Counterpoint: Be a decent human being and keep your tiny screen in your pants while watching a movie. Or, god forbid, walk out to the entrance where you won’t bother anyone else.

I think having a weapon pointed at you checks the “mortal peril” box. They’re not all marksmen, sometimes suspects are going to die before trial. While I would agree law enforcement is a little too trigger happy, I have no issues watching this.

For me, Bethenny is the deciding factor of why I *won’t* return to Shark Tank.

The injury angle is bullshit but that doesn’t matter.

Right?! Get your ass out there in wool pants and a flannel shirt Lester! You’d also have to learn how to throw to first like they did a 100 years ago!

Sweet!

In the Sergio Garcia Endorsement World.

Did you check Jezebel, too? They might have something.

I’m assuming the Capitol.

I’m thinking impeachment vote by year’s end, Senate hearings to start within 12 months or so.

The bottom of the boards give? Where they’re anchored?

“Smell the dirt?”

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Genie’s instagram account tells me everthing *I* need to know, spank you very much.

Oh, what a jokester that President Obama is! Cracking all those funnies about all the people he’s fired in the past. He used to really get the room rolling when he would joke about all the people he murdered! You slay me, Barack!

Canucks - ........? Sorry, poor choice.

It’s the AFL’s version of the Larry Bird rule.

If they were playing by NFHS rules, this *would* be a balk. Rule 6.2.5 says the pitcher can’t make any movements associated with his his pitch without possession of the ball, be on or astride the pitcher’s plate without the ball or be with 5 feet of the pitcher’s plate without the ball. I called this last year in a…