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What. A. Fucking. Joke.

JEA JEA JEAH!!!!!!!! #MRLGA

My thought exactly. We’re talking about the same Matt-fucking-Lauer that served up nothing but softballs to Trumpy before the general election.

Don’t you talk that way about my Peggy!! :) Seriously, I had no idea she was. :(

#MOGA mother fuckers!

Jules and Daisy, afternoon nap time.

“This is a huge threat that the Russians pose,” he continued. “You might as well put Putin in the cabinet because they already gave him a seat at the table.”

Any disciplinary action short of putting her on a pod and jettisoning her off to Venus is not enough.

Right? And it’s *so* hard to *not* click on an article with subject matter you’re not interested in. *Especially* with such a click-baity headline like this.

Think this is the first article of yours I’ve read and it is outstanding. Thank you

That’s what an average attendance of 5,500/match buys you, I guess.

I recommend John Mayer’s, “Your Body is a Host”.

A sandwich? That don’t cost $11.

“And I told him, we don’t want to sell your daughter’s shit in Canada either!”

It is recommended in your in-law’s dishwasher as you’re walking out the door though!

Bzinga!

You’re impeached!