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NBC is not exactly the model of swashbuckling, consequences-be-damned journalism.

LOGIC’D! I love how he BSODs right after.

He must have a great lawyer.

That buying cars analogy might be the single most dumberest thing I’ve ever read on Deadspin. You should have Kellyanne Conway write your future comments.

She’s like a less attractive Sarah Newlin.

Not in Happy Valley, PA. Probably gain a few points there.

She also said she ate a lot of fruit. Hey-oh!

Right?!

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break. Just have the Columbian bang-bang ready for me Sunday,” Trump said at one point.

I assumed he wouldn’t like crooked fries.

Did Donald Trump make up this entire exchange?

It’s weird how so many of those that are rabid also call themselves christians.

Sarandon always bunches up on me before I get it over a dish.

Memories of the bombings explains his poor overhead game......

2UMMER

Somehow? This is how.

That’s the result from spin. And you know he hates that.

Donald Trump hates spin.

If no tax laws were broken, why exactly would he be in jail? Because it’s such a big number? Dude’s a fucking clown but, at the very least, don’t be disingenuous.