Paralympic Pele?

You’re not the only one that can’t stand Jimmy Fallon.

Kind-of-Nice

Doggystyle 69?

I just ordered my drone burrito and all I got was this stupid hat.........

Fucking cowards.

You’re comparing apples to Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. “Recruiting and other violations” are penalties for actions off the field, not something that happens during an actual game.

Exactly what I was going to post!

Think it’s the same one on the Batmobile.

I’m just spitballing here but..........I’m guessing it has something to do with The Today Show averaging over four times as many 25-54 viewers than Maddow.

That’s about right. One month for each IQ point.

“It’s a scrip club.”

I think you meant:

Are the bees fucked?

Masturbate should show up on this list at least three times if you don’t sneak your way into a barbecue.

I know, it’s annoying that I didn’t give measurements but how do I know how much sauce you’re going to need?

How many yards is a Ruffin the Nuts penalty?

Destin to fail..........

I am not ashamed at all to say I’m highly aroused by that.

Man, that fuel they use is explosive and highly flammable. They may want to look into that.