Kind-of-Nice

Doggystyle 69?

Fucking cowards.

You’re comparing apples to Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. “Recruiting and other violations” are penalties for actions off the field, not something that happens during an actual game.

Exactly what I was going to post!

Think it’s the same one on the Batmobile.

I’m just spitballing here but..........I’m guessing it has something to do with The Today Show averaging over four times as many 25-54 viewers than Maddow.

That’s about right. One month for each IQ point.

“It’s a scrip club.”

I think you meant:

Are the bees fucked?

I know, it’s annoying that I didn’t give measurements but how do I know how much sauce you’re going to need?

How many yards is a Ruffin the Nuts penalty?

Destin to fail..........

I am not ashamed at all to say I’m highly aroused by that.

“Taraji was made to walk around barefoot”

Even still, good thinking, fuckstick.

I hate to admit that was my first thought as well.

“You dumped him after he publicly embarrassed you only 3 times? Nobody likes a quitter, Huma, and I don’t think there will be a place for you in my administration.”

Anecdotal evidence is a godsend when preaching to idiots. Hence, fundamentalist religionistas and Trump 2016.