You seem to be a gigantic penis.

Go back to Bethesda and work on your balloon ball.

I believe they’re saying it will be rent-controlled............

Probably. Heard he’s a Trump supporter, too.

This isn’t Gizmodo, Sparky........

Makes sense, she makes more in a year than you do.

I don’t have the ability to express how fucking ridiculous I think this is.

Jeah, he’s right above Kate’s head. She adopted Ryan Lochte at gunpoint, according to him.

You don’t need a lot, just a nice easy spinkle across the entire surface......

$7-$9 for frozen pizza? So this is what I have to look forward to when Obamacare eventually morphs into a single-payer system. #ThanksObama

In his email back, she alleges, he responded, “Whatever.”

You discovered Kate? You have a wonderful eye.

It’s defined as the zucchini being “soft and spreadable” in this post.

I just eye-rolled so hard I pulled a cornea.

Based on your admitted anecdotal evidence, it must not be then! Or, that’s how it’s been since the 80s with Diners Club cards.

As someone who worked in retail for 20+ years, no one demographic has a monopoly on “getting overwhelmed”, being nice, rude, impatient, etc. while shopping.

Totally. You know how much it costs to catch a cab or ride the subway everywhere you have to go in Iowa City? I don’t envy them.

Yeah, but the average 4 bedroom home only cost $22,500. So there’s that.

Guess you should have hired a strength coach then. You’re bad.

No boom boom with sole brothers.