Or, the inability to recognize an obvious narrative. Potatoes, tomatoes.

Getting that high during a match is a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them....

If Trump somehow gets elected, Barry, I would like to co-write, “The Butterfly Effect 4: Trump. It’s All Barry’s Fault.” with you. I’m thinking Sean Penn or Regis in the lead role.

Tebow only wants to catch on somewhere so he can throw grounders during warmups.

+1 Banner performance

Reporters going AIPShit since 1924....

And I was going to say Great White. Fire!!!

Chief Wahoo-Else-is Mad?!

Damn, bruh! How long did it take you to type out that hot take? Your fingertips must have been burning with every keystroke, probably had to stop after every word! Hope you used voice recognition. Keep it real, homie!

Or, how about you don’t intentionally antagonize and traumatize your pets? Fucking people.

I don’t know that I really see it as being a wimp.

Major League players are more like us than you know. Their dongs come up a little short, too.

Chronic neck injury? We do need someone to anchor our line, maybe we can get him on the cheap..........

He is one of very few players to hit a five-decker

What don’t you understand?! God gets them through everything. [eyeroll]

She declined to share how she managed to get the banner in the RNC (there are extensive security checks similar to an airport to enter the arena) saying that was a “Code Pink secret.”

Whle I hate the word ‘normal’, I don’t think you fall under the “Normal Parents Guide......................” and the majority of comments don’t apply to you. Do what you have to do for your child and fuck everyone else.

This is the worst take in the whole damn thread.

Fucking genius, ask a 7-year-old if *they* want to got to school. That’s about as spineless as forcing religion on young children rather than letting them make their own decision if they “believe” at an appropriate age where they could make an informed decision.

“I had a thorough education in science, business math, literature, etc., but man, I wish my parents had known more about algebra and geometry. My older sister wasn’t the best tutor, despite getting A’s. It was then that I learned teaching is a talent neither of us had.”