You know Teuvo was going to be gone in the expansion draft next year anyway, right? He was merely okay this season (and that’s being generous) and, even if he has another middling season this year, he’s probably going to still command decent money.

Just trolling, correct? While it was a fuck up of epic proportions giving Bickell $4mil a year after ‘13, he was huge in those playoffs. Physically and in the box score.

But that’s all it is, potential. Why bother paying for that now? Maybe he figures it out after the sophmore slump but teams know they can neutralize his vision/passing by constantly running someone at him. You’d have to put him on a line with two legit scoring threats, i.e. Kane/Panarin, but then you’ll lose the space…

Bo knows Bieber.

So, let’s just ignore the portion of the premature substitution rule that says, “ at the discretion of the on-ice officials”, eh?

There’s this little website called nhl.com where you can watch highlights. Crazy world we live in, isn’t it?

Learn the rule fucknuts:

Her parents actually spelled her name Merrie?

Stanley Cup Finals

“and please don’t try to say that Ghostbusters is somehow more beloved”

Steve Ott is your favorite player?

Is he really that good?

An upper decker dong is very unsanitary.

Look to see if 100% whole wheat flour is the first ingredient. And watch the sodium. There. Done.

Rumor has it Coppertone, as well.

Prediction: Cards will bust at 22.

Rudy clap. Seriously.

I’m just going out on a limb here but.....maybe b/c he’s a 2-time Veniza finalist? And the Bolts were without Stamkos and Stralman for the playoffs??

The Bolts may make one more push, but I think this is the Pens series. It’s sucks that they’ve had so many key injuries, they may have walked the WC opponent in the Final.

Jay Cutler threw for 4,500 yards in Shanahan’s last year. Do with that what you will.