Any umpire worth a shit wouldn’t allow that to happen. There’s actually a rule in the NFHS rule book forbidding multiple appeals if they become a “travesty of the game”. So some random coach can’t just appeal every base, at least not in my game. Two is about the limit and I have yet to come across that.

1. If the kid missed the plate again b/c the ump kicked dirt over the entire plate, “plausible deniability” does not show up in the rule book. ANYWHERE. The batter/runner would still be out if the defense appealed.

THIS.

So, it’s the first base umpire’s responsibility to cover home plate in a 3-man crew on a home run? Seems like an odd rotation.

So I guess this finally settles the whole implants debate?

And I couldn’t disagree with you and Barry more.

Were you ever involved in the Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Maryland?

It means Trump will offer you a position in his cabinet.

“Brandon Laird Won Free Beer for a Year with His Dong” would have been a better headline.

If that’s bad then I don’t want to be good.

If that’s bad then I don’t want to be good.

She’s becoming quite the action star.

She’s becoming quite the action star.

He also thinks they literally swing a stick at the plate. An actual dinner plate, of course.

Unfortunately, you don’t get to discount games. They all count. In the playoffs:

And the Invisible Touch cassette.

I believe it was Joseph Smith that first said, “FUCK YOU, MONOGAMY!”

It’s not “mere pageantry”, Robert Redord’s lesser known grandchild.

Poor form. The kid put out his hands just before he hit the clay, guess you can’t really call that a faceplant. Not cool, kid.

Brandon Marshall is the example: With a past as checkered as anyone’s, Marshall has reinvented himself as an advocate, even an activist for seeking help.

Like, I know, right?! I mean, I totally did not see the pretentionousness coming from Deadspin. It’s crazy!

Your observation is way off. Pitch #5 is on the inside corner and Kulpa is set up in the slot on the.....wait for it....... inside corner. His call is based on the ball’s plate location, nothing to do with whether or not the ball is caught. That’s especially true on the inside corner. You may see the ball being…