I think you meant ‘Steph on their dicks’

This was bound to eventually happen as more and more teams use the pistol.....

Go green and get a car instead.

That’s actually in the post-credits scene for Deadpool 2.

He should have released the ball Sooner.

Because Bud Light Lime-A-Rita sales are down.

Maybe if I get a good coat of varnish on my dick it will sound like a good idea to my wife.

Go for the gold!

The great thing about trying to beat porn is you always win.

I’m guessing when your CSO, that has been with the company for eight years, commits suicide, it’s going to raise a few eyebrows.

“Finally, I can tell my wife I’m cheating on her.”

“Excuse me, what aisle can I find tangerine peels on?”

Bud Light’s “Real American Hero” campaign was inspired by you, my friend!

The Immaculate Defection?

A streetcar named tire fire.

She calls it mooning.

Has no one seen I, Robot?! Gotta have a wheel.

2016 Combine notes

Please, no electric cars. Because cars, even electric ones, kill smartphone-toting pedestrrials.

It’s not hard. But if I’ve been using my phone a lot during the day and realize my battery is low when I’m getting ready for the gym, I can throw it on the charger for 10-15 minutes and have enough charge to listen to music for 90 minutes (Motorola w/my Nexus 6).