What a stupid fucking statement. Have you ever even been to philly?! Some parts of the ‘ill are fucking Mogadishu. Military grade shit. Gun laws mean nothing to these people. You whiny liberal stereotype.

Fuck gangs.

Not only is Ticket Exchange a scam, but once you sell your tickets on the NFL’s approved website, you are still responsible for what happens in your seats. We sold our Ravens tickets through it one, and the completely random person who bought them got drunk and kicked out of the stadium. Since the PSL license is ours,…

The guy squatting in the Smith machine is still more embarrassing.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Damn. I don’t hate Mort, which instantly puts him in the top 1% of current ESPN personalities.

So Greg Hardy’s that one guy you drink with who is usually OK, but makes you very uneasy because you never know if he’s going to do something idiotic like give a cop the finger or kick a homeless man?

Torn ligaments? I guess you might say his shoulder is in less than Burfict shape.

guns are like drugs, if you want to get one, you will get one, one way or the other.

I find that phone ad with him humming to himself while everybody Bobby McFerrin’s it up insufferable.

This isn’t surprising. I played rugby in college and got concussed one time and completely lost all my short term memory. It didn’t return until about a day later.

Fucking millennials.

Wow, an obvious plant!

stop jerking off in my mother’s room, please

"That motorized Jeep in the driveway? His uncle bought that for him. The fact that he got it the day after he signed with us is just coincidental."