Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Ha ha! Awesome man! No one has ever made a joke like this before!

To be fair Wade Philip’s original playbook had Von Miller running around with a Donkey Kong hammer. It got vetoed so they had to improvise.

What’s “Gawker?”

Ya... well... Australian Rules Football Championships since 1896:

Cut Chris Evans.
Paste Tiff Needell.

It seems like it, but it’s a Mirage.