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Al Swearengen
al-swearengen

It’s dumb to blame the 10s of 1,000s who work for VAG for a few idiots’ mistakes.

Love mine. Even more than the GTI VR6 I had back in the day.

Yeah, but Matt Cassel is capable of hitting a smallish barn with a football. I’ve always been of the opinion that poor Tebow was swatting at an aggressive bee and the ball slipped out of his hand on that one important playoff pass he completed.

“lady parts” “lady troubles” Nails on a chalkboard.

“Gal” reminds me of the shitty old racist black-and-white westerns and the culture of the 50s that helped set Trumpo and his worshippers’ shitty moral compasses.

Also make the woman a serial sexual predator, financial scofflaw, and all-around bigoted asshole.

Take if from somebody who grew up on a farm. Fucking rednecks suck. I grew up wanting to punch lots of idiots in the head until my hand broke.

Floating serenely. In a sky filled with flying cars. What could possibly go wrong?

Well, at least your first breakdown will be your last.

“God” didn’t create Trump. A weird, distant father who wore 3-pc suits to the beach, doting mother, and wealth created this narcissistic monster.

Here’s why coal is dead, “clean” or not:

Yeah, it would be “sick” for repair shops.

Hit the “Resume button” on VW’s adaptive cruise. It’ll let the car in front get a little head start though.

These fucking idiots think they have “careers” doing this dumb, useless shit?

Growing up on the farm, we used to laugh our asses off at all the city slickers in their shiny, spotless, expensive pick-ups. All hat, no cattle.

Malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder. It’s worse than NPD.

Yeah, you dumb Trump cultists. All you got is “Make ‘murica white again!” Durrrr...

Been there, done that. Except I was running full speed in a soccer game, planted my left foot for a shot on goal, and pop! The end of any running game for me. Motocross it is. (Not like I’m going to mess up my knees any worse.)

Lenny McLean, baddy from “Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels”, called “The Hardest Man in Britain”. 4,000 bare-knuckles boxing matches and associate of the Krays.

If only he would do these few things, then he could have the freedom of speech! Until then, shut up, huh?