My issue with underutilized pickup trucks isn’t “Why aren’t you using it as a truck?” My issue with underutilized pickup trucks is “With all the goddamn large trucks and SUVs, do you really have to add yet another rolling mountain to our congested highways nobody in a car can see around?”

“Bernie doesn’t mince words. He says what he thinks.”

One man to another, you’re an idiot, shut up. Exactly how men that mail dick picks can also shut the fuck up. All you idiots control your own behavior and don’t get to pretend you can’t help yourselves.

But Ellie and Joanna are hot, “vaguely-semitic”, funny-as-hell women. This is how I pictured them as I read it: