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Wait, people actually read that crap I throw against the wall over there?

That’s some great Falken news.

Welcome to the party, Rory.

Yeah right... These things were floating petri dishes before the pandemic and they sure as hell aren’t gonna’ be improved with a lurking virus. Who is going to want to put themselves on a ship crammed with people in a few months, raise of hands?

Yep. Dealer is not required to keep the off-lease vehicle as a trade in. If they don’t want it or don’t have room, the financing arm will send it to auction.

Your lease isn’t with the dealership. It’s with the leasing company which is usually the financial arm of whatever brand you are leasing. We are turning in my wife’s (terrible) Nissan Murano in next month. If the dealership doesn’t take it, I’ll be parking the car in the dealer’s lot, putting the keys on the manager’s

It’s already listed

You could likely get a new EXL fairly close and the low APR financing would close the gap even further 

It’s like a tweet from Trump. You read it to see how stupid it is, but then you realize you’re just encouraging him by giving him more attention.

You’re an ICU nurse? Today, the question isn’t what car you should buy, it’s what car we should buy for you.

If you don’t get to work I might die, so please buy a Corolla.

It’s almost as if the entire system was design to benefit the banks. Hmmmm... Who got their money first in all this bailout frenzy?

1987 Brazilian two-door sedan with a flat-4 engine. Front-engined FWD named after a place. Good off-road(?!) with shitty quality.

“Your manufacturer is your mother’s maiden name, your curb weight is the last 4 digits of your social security number, your horsepower is the 3 digits on the back of your credit card, and your chassis design is determined by your last three utility bills (please upload here).

Poor car dealers. They should get a big bailout check from the government. But first, let’s step into the finance manager’s office and go over a few items....

This is a smart, proactive, well-intentioned proposal.

After signing a confidential agreement with Ferrari. 

The first to mod is the first to find the weak links.  I know this, you know this, everyone knows this.  That’s the way the world turns