I’ll stick to the far superior ‘Jesus, take the wheel’ approach.

Shameless plug, I’m an instructor for the TireRack Street Survival program. While geared towards teenage new drivers, I think anyone can benefit from the drills and scenarios we put you through. 

Id love to see Steph take the Jezebel staff through laps at a track day. 

I tried to use Grover to build an alternate reality in which David Tracy owned an RX-8: Domain-Jalopnik.com Date:11/29/2019 (This is the future David, so you can make it happen!) Author: David Tracy Headline: All The Things Wrong With My Mazda RX-8:

I got one of those too!

So if we just do this:

I’m looking forward to these larger wheels. But I’m not sure I feel as great about the supposed wheels covers that are coming to F1. Especially the rumors of an LED indicator of some type on them. That just seems dumb to me and I worry about extra debris from them if they go wheel-to-wheel with another car. But the…

Any Mazda Rotary: Fun Bag of Doritos.

Lol, you're right. 

Looking at these, I felt like someone stole my drawings of trucks and SUV’s as a 7-year old and turned them into real life automobiles.

Very appropriate.....

The insane complexity of the whole points-system,race structure, and convuluted ‘playoffs’ of NASCAR is a huge turnoff to me.  Its almost like you need an advanced mathematics degree to figure out whats going on. And I can’t commit time to that when I’m already working on my Law and Physics Degrees so I can figure out…

I will buy this only if it includes a ride with Kimi to his favorite ice-cream shop.

Props to Trooper Correa for some great work.  That was action-movie level close!

I was an offensive tackle in college. I was on the thinner side of the spectrum at 260lbs and was generally the fastest o-lineman on the team.

I can’t disagree with that, but my advice still stands as having that type of behavior on recording would be quite nice to have, especially if I found this behavior so appalling that I would feel the need to complain about it.

“The real problem came in the finance manager’s office when he tried to pull a bait and switch and tell me I couldn’t get the Honda special financing offer because of the HUGE discount they were giving me on the car......” 

Yes! One of the best video game driving songs of all time.

This Conquest is for sale about 3 hours north of Pittsburgh. If I wasn’t dead set on buying a Mustang SVO (which would be a good option as well), I’d be buying it myself

I wonder where this’ll leave Renault and their powerplant? Are they actively going to try to recruit a buyer? I don’t know how profitable and valuable to r&d having another team is, but I imagine with the lower budget teams like Williams and Haas that they might be able to get them to switch over if they offer enough…