This sounds like an amazing alternate timeline!

In an alternate universe, this car would be my daily-driver while my Pontiac Banshee would be my ‘weekend’ cruiser.

I listen to stuff like this quite often, albeit a bit darker. Let me introduce you to the YouTuber ‘ThePrimeThanatos’ who puts together hours-long mixes of retro synthwave and electro music (And usually has some kind of sweet automotive background to go along with it!)

Agreed!

No, like 6 at once. Blue, Black, White and Silver was the most color selection that I’ve seen.

Lol, oh god no.  Our Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet is far superior to the Cascada ;)

So my wife and I go mall-walking one day a week during the winter for our low impact workout day. We are usually the youngest people in there by 20 years or so.

I think the Opel GT wore it best. I know its not much different but I always liked the Opel grille far better than the Saturn.

As an Essential-Unpaid-Federal-Employee who is in a position where missing 3-4 paychecks isn’t going to kill me (And I am certainly in the minority in that regard based on what I see and hear from my co-workers every day), I would like to say to Mr. Ross and the people of his ilk:

Im surprised no one noticed the Golden Arches spotlight in the sky calling out to him.

Thanks!  

Two days ago, McDonalds was served on silver platters in the White House.

My last round of car-buying involved me bringing my helmet and my daughter with me to make sure we both fit. I wanted something that I could autocross, yet carry my family around if need be. Being 6'3" and 250lbs limits the type of cars that I could do this with. I ended up with another STI.

I know of another ‘thingie’.  In the Fiero world, the audible chime-box for the interior is known as the ‘blue-dingie-thingie’.  If I remember correctly, it doesn’t cause any kind of massive failures though.

Similar to ‘Apex Seals’ in RX-8's.

I love when parts earn some type of nickname because they are so destructive or such a pain in the ass to get to/work on like the VR6 ‘Crack Pipe’ or the MR2 ‘Hose from Hell’.

I missed being able to reply to this early on because I was at work last night (as an unpaid essential federal employee....) but I do have a couple of things to add as I know I am one of the more obsessive rotary-nuts around here.

I think we’d get along. Drinking awful, unthinkable alcohol combinations is something I’ve never been able to say no to.

I agree. Simply because I know it would infuriate our man-baby President into a full blown crying on the floor tantrum. I guarantee you when he woke up today, the first thing he asked about was his ratings. This motherfucker cares about nothing besides his own image.

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