TLDR: Change companies when it would benefit you. Stay when it would benefit you. 

The version I learned is:

See, for Celsius, I also use a poem:

I can get behind doing away with “master” as the terminology, but primary sounds too clunky. Why not main? Main bedroom, main bathroom. Sounds much better.

Hell, even Linus Torvalds of all people (creator of the Linux kernel that’s used in a boat-ton of computers, for non-Linux geeks) either suggested or got behind the idea of doing away with “master/slave” nomenclature when it comes to drive assignment and folder structure. And that guy’s about as “I don’t give a shit…

Anything but shiny stones.

Considering the average couple spent close to $4,000 on engagement rings in 2020

Everyone should know that diamonds are a complete scam at this point. How about we stop giving stupid gifts to make evil cartels richer.

Now there’s something not to say at work or you’ll sound old af hahaha

As the 71-year-old guy who has to edit submissions for print - folks like you are a PITA. First thing I have to do is run a search and replace on double spaces.

Back in my day, Lifehacker used to be about useful things like setting up a media server. Now it’s cringe AF content like this.

All of this to me seems to be someone who is convinced that being youth is intrinsically better than age, and that everyone who is old somehow wants to hide it and appear young.

All of this sounds like someone who doesnt work in an office.  No one gives a shit about any of these things.  No one is laughing at the Olds for saying Presentation instead of Slide Deck.

“you have to be sincere, genuine, and interesting, to the best of your ability.”

If I am allowed to have an unwanted parasite medically removed from my body post haste, why shouldn’t a woman have that same right?

“You say humans need to out of the womb to have rights. That’s like saying slaves need to be off the plantation to have rights.”

Just say you hate women who have sex and that you don’t understand that no contraception method is ever 100%... even abstinence because assault happens.

All that would be more plausible if the exact same dipshits gave a damn about that life at any point after it was born.  

I think you missed one showing up in the comments, where people try to make the case that a clump of cells is more important than a full grown woman’s bodily autonomy.   The calls are coming from inside the house.

Well if that isn’t a huge incentive to enable “Announce Messages with Siri” then I don’t know what is.