Those teams are all in the NCAA football playoffs. The real ones, not this thing ESPN cooked up.

For what it's worth, Branyan was always a solid utilities man.

What kind of parents would let their teen daughter anywhere near Tyler Seguin?

Wow! A hockey player made a teen girl cry and it wasn’t rape-related. Incredible.

Letters in “CLINTONS” - 8

Very effective. Just reading the phrase “which hole is the clit??” made my clit climb into my body to hide.

Awwww. That’s cute. The punter thinks he’s people.

I cried when the Chiefs lost to the Broncos in the playoffs in 98.

I once had Pete Rose’s number, and all I got were texts from people threatening to break my legs.

How does Joe Adel not know how to take a screenshot on an iPhone? It’s gotta be easier than borrowing a friend’s phone, taking a picture with that, texting that photo to yourself, and tweeting that photo out.

Dolphins sign Ndamukong Suh, look like AFC contenders

Still does have one of the greatest careers ever.

And now to take a close look at the remaining 99.999% of the annual DoD budget.

Listen just because we’re horrible doesn’t ALSO mean we’re not the victim of a vast ESPN/NFL conspiracy.