There’s DI playoffs...

Considering about a million kids play football a year the 0.001% mortality rate isn’t that bad.

To be fair 90% of the money the military spent on the patriots is for continued funding of the minutemen who shoot blanks out of muskets for every touchdown. Government waste at its finest.

In other news, the Bruins are terrible.

Juneau folks are great.

Hey, a least the lights stayed on in the stadium.

Life causes cancer, make sure to lead a good one, eat dead animals.

The world would be such a better place if these asshole techniques weren’t as effective at getting guys laid as it is.

First thing you should do:

Things I like: SNES, N64

Easy: 2003 ALCS, when my dad pulled me aside (not crying mind you, just I guess disappointed that the world was as it should be, with the sox blowing it) and said “Patrick, I’m sorry I made you a Redsox fan,” (growing up in AK you pretty much do what your parents do, and root for the Mariners I guess) “You could be a…

Replay should only be used in baseball under the following circumstances:

Fuck Rodney with a baseball bat (tilted slightly to the left) and a bow and arrow.

if he didn’t hit him in the head and delivered a legal body check that should have been an interference penalty.

Maybe paying offensive line players big bucks rather than an overrated pass rusher that doesn’t help your shitty defense will help. I mean the cowboys look not terrible with Wheaden... Who is a least as bad of a quarterback as Tannehill.

Imagine if he took a walk once in a while...

Pete Rose could move aside...

Dear Ichiro,

HOLY BALLS This lady is literally the worst.

Those guys found fall guys! Well done NFL!