I’m obsesses by the female track and field athletes at the Olympics. OBSESSED. I can’t say anything that everyone doesn’t already know about what incredible athletes they are. They make me feel lazy as fuck and like I’ve only used about 5% of my physical potential. But on a side note, I love that so many of them run…

You called it!

100% of those surveyed who believe sexism is no longer a problem followed their answer, unprompted, with: “do you even know what it’s like in Saudi?” Then they shared a meme about how nice guys never get the girl.

I used an old Corona box as a magazine rack. I though I was tres cool and inventive.

my mom is now in her 60s and survived cancer last year, and has now made getting stone one of her bucket list items. like, she brings it up ALL the time. i have not yet been brave enough to offer her some of the brownies currently sitting on my kitchen counter. her fav line: “i lived through the 70s, but was a…

I DON’T EVEN KNOW.

My husband’s octogenarian aunt and her friend had to go to the ER from stealing his teen cousin’s pot brownies. My sister was the attending nurse. She kept having to go around the corner to laugh. They were fuckin’ trippin’, HARD. They couldn’t stop laughing, but also decided they were both having heart attacks? I…

Dont trust unattended brownies, people. They’re bad news.

I probably need to look into why this annoys me so. But I’m not going to. This annoys me. I’m annoyed. And I’ve decided to be okay with it.

Seriously?! Not just all of this ridiculousness, but you DIDN’T GO WITH YOUR WIFE WHEN SHE WAS COMPETING IN THE OLYMPICS?!?! How many Superbowls did you make her sit through? She literally competes one week every four years. WTF?

I feel like we are all under the influence of a massive gas leak.

Remember when some people thought that Manafort would be able to make Trump present as moderately less insane? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

America’s fascination with reality stars is going to start WW3.

typical ambush journalism by the vile lib media smdh

Funny how some self-professed progressives are going to “protest” the corrupt DNC by allowing their fellow women/minority citizens to experience the biggest setback to their constitutional rights in decades, if not centuries.

It’s, like, layered misogyny. Raucously negating a female who is speaking in support of a female.

I’m with her, too.

I don’t care if politicians are personally pro-life, so long as they don’t impose that on their constituents. That’s what “pro choice” means, after all.

“pro life guy”