Soooooo... this is his way of turning down the VP slot w/o saying it out loud?

half-fermented bezoar

He killed a lot of gays. But look he didn’t just kill them. It was actually MOSTLY Latinos. And yes we’re all thrilled. Next question?

He’s basically Homer.

How bad is it that I’m just happy his entire nuclear family hasn’t written letters of support that could potentially be flooded onto the internet?

“The bride and groom unintentionally posed in front of a garbage dumpster, foreshadowing the first few years of their marriage.”

Penn. Penn will play everybody, dialogue word count will be 50% “gringo”.

These kids need to spend less time on interpreting my texts and more time on getting off my lawn.

As a 26-year-old who’s just barely starting to accept lower grammatical standards for texts (and only because actual writers I know apparently care less than I do), I think it has as much to do with education/personality as with age. Some of us are just more neurotic about language.

I’m 27. I type how I talk. I may not use complete sentences, but I punctuate like a mother-fucker.

It’s good to know I’m not alone. My teenage niece takes the piss out of me so much for texting in proper sentences that I thought maybe it was just me...

or just watch another Victoria’s Secret show

I know right. Finally a hero for all of us who hate late people and dicks.

I guess we should just be grateful, sit down and shut up till we win again in 2045!

Same. Also, I want to cuddle that bunny.

Merkel is, notably, the first woman to be given the over-hyped distinction since 1986,

so uh.....

She also once cancelled a meeting with Putin because he was late.

Thank you. I have found happiness.