I think for me, a large part of it is I conflate the real life Lindsay Graham with the Lindsay Graham of Jon Stewart’s impression. I do declare! I cannot see his face or hear/read his name without thinking of it and it.is.so.good.

But what about Ben Carson? Is laughable the same as likeable?

Name one GOP candidate that is likable? You can’t. Yet nobody seems to worry about that.

A Southern sorority sister would never wear inappropriate foundation garments.

8:1

Is that a bra strap. Did two of these bridesmaids say fuck that backless dress that the bride chose for me, I’m wearing a proper god-damn bra?

I’ve started doing the NYT crossword every day at work and it makes me feel so white.

I’ll protest this by continuing my boycott of all crossword puzzles, because they are awful.

Are you trying to argue somehow a man committing a rape is worse than when a woman commits a rape? Or do you actually think that whether or not the victim reaches orgasm has any influence on the severity of the rape?

I don’t get it. Do I want to get it?

And an Aboriginal woman as Minister of goddam Justice. Maybe we’ll finally get something done for the welfare of aboroginal women across the country. I'm so jazzed about this cabinet.

BEST derp face ever. Also high punchability.

I have no idea. I’m just glad it happened. I’m a little misty-eyed reading this article—so many years of a xenophobic, anti-choice, homophobic, right wing fuckwad, I was starting to give up hope.

He also appointed this woman as Minister of Justice!

We seriously need five Congressional committees to investigate this “fall.”

If you’re both wrong, hey, I don’t wanna be right.

Is it wrong that I have an immediate mental list of like, 4 people I want to send pig poop to?

Twelve Asshats Running

like i won’t fault a parent for wanting be home with their family every weekend