He wasn’t attacked for succeeding, he was attacked for rubbing his success in his opponent’s faces and acting like an obnoxious cock.

More power to him for still being alive, but seriously...who dressed him? There’s a person who thought the Popeye outfit was a good idea? I would cut that mofo out of the will ASAP.

I think the gator is real...it’s the old guy that’s fake.

You also have a national population of 12 and approximately 3 cars.

Who is this white guy that they built around anyway? Albert Pujols? Yadier Molina? Keith Hernandez, Ozzie Smith and Willie Mcgee? Bob Gibson?

No, sorry. This ONLY works for St. Louis.

Eat it, Fatboy.