IT PUTS THE APOLOGY ON ITS PODCAST OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

"Ten Things I Think I Think" is actually only ten things, and is retitled, "Ten Things I Think."

the fucking bullshit bombs were never heard because espn bleeps their own damn podcasts

Naw, dick.

The apocalypse is nearing.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

I've been hit as a child and i cay say it's not pleasing. But my mom never overstepped some bounds. I never ever had a bruise (and i'm pasty white, so you can see it wasn't very hard, i barely had welts) and she always hit me in butt with a flipflop or something. Once or twice and never more than that.

Some parents…

Well, Peyton owns a Papa John's, so it's like... six of one...

No one who trains animals for the military, police, or service would EVER think of striking an animal to teach it, but people hit their own children. SMFH.

You're friends with Jim Irsay?!?!

Hey everyone relax...on a positive note, Peterson at least gave this kid more attention than he ever gave his other son

Phew, thank god they kept that uber-distraction Michael Sam off an active roster, huh guys?

Should have known Peterson was looking for a switch when he called Jerry Jones a few weeks back.

Note to self: do not get born to Adrian Peterson.

My dad didn't abuse me and I still smoke pot all day!

Don't fret, brokenhearted fans. Visitor hours in Montgomery County jails are very generous, so you can visit All Day.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stern? AP didn't commit genocide, Holden.

How did so many people miss this? Do these people also think Patriots Day is a real thing?

Incredible. The article is 6 sentences long, and 4 are about his playing career.

I like how they list his lifetime stats at the bottom of the article.