And all this time I thought that the 9 on his jersey was just some pointless numeral assigned by the team in compliance with the NFL's numbering system implemented in 1973.

And let him change

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

I posted it because I find it funny.

If this isn't supposed to be a Jewish costume, then what the fuck is it? I actually gasped when I saw these pics for the first time and I can't believe anyone would NOT think this was a caricature.

Oh shut the hell up. He deserves to be shamed for that tone-deaf abortion of a costume. Ben Haggerty is a thirty-year-old adult man, he is old enough to have a clue.

because he was circumcised?

I don't get how this is bullshit or click-bait.

I'm calling straight up bullshit on your understanding of what click-bait actually is.

Calm down guys. He thought he was Jewish in the 2nd grade!

Yes, there are basically two possibilities, ignorance and anti-Semitism, and since we already know he's dumb enough, I'm inclined to give him the benefit of doubt.

Some people just don't know how to cook it, that's all. Macklemore, however, seems to reject all marinades.

When flavored. Otherwise, wallpaper paste.

Hey now, let's not insult tofu. It can be really yummy.

In Macklemore's defence, he is an idiot.

This is as nice a thing as I've written about anyone, ever? I am all the way onboard with Manziel.

That's some unfounded hate right there.

Why? No one has fucked Tebow 1.0 yet.

Spolestra is an excellent coach. He's changed the entire way the Heat play three different times, based on the strengths and weaknesses of their roster. He's also got them to buy in on defense, which is essential for a championship team. His defensive schemes are fantastic, and the team executes them extremely well.

Yes, this could mean that Losers (unemployed and lonely) are Democrats, but the better takeaway is that Republican Losers don't have computers or cell phones, hence they will stay unemployed and lonely, while our Losers have a fighting chance to better themselves.