aklab
aklab
aklab

For the last motherfucking goddamn last time. I DON’T HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER NAMED DARRYL AND I’VE HEARD IT AT LEAST A THOUSAND TIMES AND YOU ARE NOT BEING CLEVER!

I read every word of this post in my head as a seething Leslie Knope yelling about Eagletonians. 

Vicki Consiglio can go find a bag full of hard things and suck all of them.  I’d rather enjoy the culinary delights of Waffle House over a Cheesecake Factory any day of the week.  

He must have noticed since it’s in the article you’re commenting on 

Presumably, to explore an interactive narrative.

Bloodborne is Reddit? Fuck you, Musk! You’re Reddit! Your dumb face is Reddit!

For me Portal 2 is a game I still go back and play over and over though. The mechanics are so simple that I’m unsure of what would need to be updated to today’s standards.

If this is your reaction to the story, then it was absolutely meant for you.

Why? They have tried polite for many years, this is for the selfish assholes who need to listen up. If that does not include you then see plenty of other politely asking articles and facts out there.

Solid pile of bullshit right there. If I didn’t know anything about science, I might have been tricked into thinking you did.

sorry bout your life

I mean, he’s not wrong. This article, particularly the headline, makes it seem at first like Carell is making a “audiences these days are just too darned sensitive” statement like Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock.

The problem is the Michael Scotts of the world have taken over.

Biff in DOAS worhsips his father and thinks he’s the embodiment of the American dream - great salesman, charming family man etc. In fact, his father (who is slowly losing his mind) is a failing businessman and sleazeball. This knowledge crushes Biff.

A POX ON ALL EXPENSIVE VEGETABLE-FOCUSED RESTAURANTS THAT DON’T SALT THEIR FOOD.

Reuben egg rolls have been a thing for quite some time

I... don’t think that’s how moviegoing works. 

To be fair, that’s all it really has needs as a selling point.