It triggered my laughter, that’s for sure.

I’m still stunned from the moment Trump doubled down on the concept of turning our armed forces into global mercenaries “we defend them? Let them pay for it” to the point that Hillary felt the need to turn to the camera and reassure other countries that no, contrary to what Orange Cheeto just said, the US will uphold…

I really don’t have many friends on FB at all and it’s so funny to see the people still proclaiming “Both candidates are awful! I can’t stand either of them.”

Fuck Chuck Todd, who just referred to Clinton as “over-prepared.” As if that has ever been a thing.

Many people are saying Trump is probably addicted to uppers. Educated people, great people. You tell me.

Best part is that it was on TV.

NO YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COCAINE

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

Politicians have cynically run on platforms that go “hard on crime,” leading to the monetization of of keeping people in jail, disproportionally affecting black men and women. Those politicians include both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

As someone who remained loyal to N64 and never bought a Playstation, I’m curious about how many of the PSX games still hold up - as in, you can play them, ignore the graphical flaws, and they’re still fun. I’m not saying this to troll or anything, but Mario 64, Paper Mario, the Zeldas, Kart, Smash, etc. still hold up…

This infographic helps with the bee-wasp ID thing:

I am now very concerned about the mowing in flipflops bit. YOU’LL CUT YOUR TOES OFF!!!

I’ve never understood what the problem is with peeing in the shower. The drain goes to the sewer and you’re saving a flush without having pee water sit in your bathroom for ages.

Same here! Except I do pee in the shower. MUAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m a man and so by my very nature, disgusting. But aside from my head/face I only wash the following: armpits and cock/balls/taint/asscrack. I’ll also wash my feet if they are in particular need (i.e. after mowing the lawn in flipflops). My science teacher in 7th grade said that we over-wash and use too much soap so…

nah. my feet are standing in soap water. they’re fine. it’s all fine.

I’d love to hear someone tell a white woman that she always has the option to shave her head to get a job. Sounds totally reasonable, right?

If anything, you are trolling me. Furthermore, I am fucking tired of people who self-identify as “left-wing” torturing both logic and the historical record to assert that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in any sense similarly “compromised” when she’s an excellent person, candidate and public servant and he…

I guess a lot of us just aren’t as good as you. Notes help us lesser folks keep track of stuff and visualize certain things. Big part of the game for keeping track of certain kinds of puzzles.